A Message From Your Imperator Supreme
Viva ACORN!
True Believers...
The Day of Reckoning is finally upon us!
Viva ACORN! Drive us into the soil and we shall grow roots to rise again! And sooner than you'd think, also!
Today is the day! This is the day that we have worked for, the day when the seed that was planted breaks through the dirt and the filth to reach the sunshine of a new morning, and finally takes its first step towards becoming The Mighty One-World Oak!
Viva ACORN! The nut which stands for Anarcho-Communists Organizing Revolution Now!
I trust that every member of our Tree-of-Resistance, from the rank of APAL, up to and including Regional Directorate-coordinator (Trans-Arborator/trix), is in possession of their ACORN Disruptor™ Kits, consisting of:
- - Region-Specific Enemies L.I.S.T. so you know who to needs to be “targeted” (According to ACORN G.R.O.W.T.H. principles™, most of these folks can be broken down through continuous exposure to “encounter arenas”, refer to your state directorates for applicable wavers, re: drum circles, etc.)
- - ACORN RFID Badge/Transceiver, so we can locate you, and differentiate you from the "misinformed", once things get hairy.
- - Gas Mask, for obvious reasons.
- - Fake Petitions,
for conservative protesters, or “pro-servatives”, to sign. Of course,
they should remain all too unaware that they’ll then be put on a DHS
watch-list*, and further, that they’ll forevermore donate part of their tax
monies to ACORN’s new research and development wing,
Anarcho-Ideological Mechanics (AIM), whose current projects include:
- A new polling booth that, despite the brand of voting machine contained therein, automatically undercounts caucasian votes
- A new form of crack that allows people to vote up to four times per day
Viva ACORN! Out of the small pod grows the large root that will ultimately ruin your foundation, break your sewer-line like it was made of Graham Crackers, and necessitate costly repairs!
For Growth, and Victory!!!
Signed, XXXXX XXXXXXX, Interlocutor for the Imperator Supreme,
and Most Majestic President of these United States, Barack Obama
His Most Humble Servant, XXXXX XXXXXXX
p.s. If you can’t locate these items, shoot me an email, or a text. Though, with all the havoc we’re planning on unleashing (Isn’t that
just the best word? “unleash”? It’s like, “Unleash the hounds sharks tanks killer satellites!), maybe you’d be better off to do both.
*Like everybody else.
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